What Religion is Your Bra?

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What religion is your bra?

A man walked into the lingerie department of an expensive department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter. “I'd like to buy a bra for my wife,” he said.

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk. ”Type?” gulped the man. “There's more than one type?”

"Look around,” said the saleslady, as she waved her arm over a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

“Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from,” she stated.

Greatly relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied, “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, “It is all really quite simple . . .

The Catholic supports the masses;

The Salvation Army lifts the fallen;

The Presbyterian keeps them staunch and upright;

and the Baptists’ makes mountains out of molehills.” --Author unknown