It's Friday--time for a grin. Spring is in the air, flowers and baby showers are popping up all over, so here's a good little test you can use at a baby shower. And speaking of babies, be sure to visit Joannah's blog and find out her story--baby Michaela is due in May! God bless the widows with babies!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. (Particularly with boys)
(Author Unknown)
I hope this gave you a giggle. Feel free to send your favorite jokes or funny stories to post on Fridays.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. (Particularly with boys)
(Author Unknown)
I hope this gave you a giggle. Feel free to send your favorite jokes or funny stories to post on Fridays.
♥ ferree
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