Friday Funnie: Training the Children

Ever have one of these days?

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      A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
      Their mother saw this opportunity for a moral lesson. She said, "If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"
      Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

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      A mother invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her 6-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
      "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
      "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother answered.
      The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

TGIF!
♥ ferree