Fridays are for grief relief---and permission to grin or even laugh. So here are some surefire jokes to help everyone walk away from the Thanksgiving table groaning with more than just full tummies!
"I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
"So what are you serving now?"
"Squash."
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
The letter G!
(Anonymous)
**ouch!*** (-:
ReplyDeleteI agree, Athena, these are real "groaners." Ouch! They're so bad we can't help but smile, and I'll bet they'll be a hit with the little kids at the table. Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving.
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