How to Bathe A Cat
- Thoroughly clean the toilet.
- Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet. Lift both lids.
- Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any body parts too close to the edge, as his claws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
- Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which is quite effective.
- Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no innocent children between the toilet and the outside.
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
- The newly-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
A Dog
Author unknown, so don't blame me for this! I love cats, but this rings true and gave me a laugh. Especially "rocket out of the toilet." I hope this brings a smile to your face and brightens your day. Here at the WCP we not only cry together but laugh and share some good times too.
♥ ferree
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This is so funny. When I started laughing I thought of my dear husband and how he would have loved this.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. ~ FlowerLady
How to bathe a dog.
ReplyDeletePut your dog in the back of your pick-up truck. If you have a car, you can use the roof rack. Make sure you secure the dog for safety reasons. :)
When you get to the automatic car wash choose deluxe wash. I mean your dog is worth it right?
When you are done with the car wash, proceed slowly through the blower so you can avoid that wet dog smell.
Sincerely,
A Cat
Cats Rule! lol
ReplyDeleteROTFLMBO funny. Wonderful to laugh out loud. Both comments and stories delightfully hilarious. Keep 'em coming! P.S. I'm glad I am alive and able to laugh again. I will never take being able to have a belly laugh for granted again.
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